Awakward Potter - Awkward Malfoy edition: Tom Felton - “Hawaii” Why does this make me burst out laughing? I think Tom Felton secretly wants to host a morning kids’ program on the telly. 

At least, that’s kinda what this reminds me of. 

Awkward Potter: when the fandom is so extensive, you can’t tell if this is Daniel Radcliffe in another post-modern deliberately non-Harry magazine cover shoot, or Joe Walker in his Voldemort makeup after he somehow walked into the daycare room and the photography classroom at UofM at the same time.

You’ve got a hot-as-hell crazy bitch wanting your moldy voldy penis, and you go for the blonde kid of your third-in-command. Not that Draco isn’t insanely hot….it probably just means Voldemort’s been a virgin so long he’s forgotten what it takes to get a proper shag. 

Since when did Quirrell prefer S&M unicorns, specifically?

Note: I think I may be ignoring the larger problems in this picture

So…are we anti-Potter? Or just super excited about how mega hott Bill and Fleur’s kids would be? 

And why does their son look like Lestat? 

And why are they in two different houses? 

Do they have split personalities or something? 

OMG…OMG…someone gave him the neville squash from PPP…I must marry this person